10 Socks Commandments

  1. Never mismatch socks. Eureka, I found the answer to the most pressing question about socks. Question- Where do lost socks go? Answer - They are taking some alone time hahaha. If one of your socks runs away please don’t take this as the opportunity of matching the remaining pair with a different pair. The runaway pair did that for a reason, it needs some time alone just like the rest of us so do not stress you will get it back. It looks thoughtless to wear different socks at the same time. It does not look stylish and  it shows that you are careless and you do not take your image seriously. Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/mac231-5473271/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=4424190">mac231</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=4424190">Pixabay</a>
  2. Wear the right size of socks. Pull up your socks!! Always wear comfortable fitting socks. Do not wear sluggish or loose socks otherwise you will be left behind by others because you will be literally pulling up your socks. Too tight socks are going to get you uncomfortable for the whole day. They block proper blood circulation. 
  3. Wear the right colour of socks! Your pair of socks must follow the same colour palate with the rest of your outfit. It is bad practice to wear socks which are not well coordinated with the rest of your outfit. If you are wearing a graphic shirt, make sure your socks are plain but the colour must be well coordinated with the rest of the outfit. 
  4. No socks, no shoes. You must never wear your shoes without socks otherwise they will end up stinking. You don’t wanna be that person nobody invites over because when you take off your shoes the whole neighborhood stinks.  MIMAGEPHOTOGRAPHY/SHUTTERSTOCK
  5. You shall never wear socks and flip-flops. Your outfit is a flop. They are called flip flops for a reason. You only wear flip flops out of the house if you are at the beach. There is no imaginable scenario where it would be logical to wear socks and flops together.
  6. Wash your socks! Always wear clean socks. Socks are only worn once and they’re supposed to be washed after each use. Dirty socks smell bad. Start each day with a clean pair of socks. 
  7. Don’t wear socks with shorts. You must only wear socks and shorts if you aspire to look like Michael Jordan, he looked great in the basketball attire. The only time you’re allowed to wear socks and shorts is when you are participating in sporting activities or on Halloween. If you do happen to wear your socks and shorts please shave your legs and wear stylish shorts.
  8. Find a perfect drawer for your socks. Proper care of socks will save you a lot of hustle. If socks are not stored in a dedicated drawer they have a higher chance of getting lost. Socks are delicate and tiny pieces of clothing which need extra accountability to keep them longer. Fold or roll them  together in pairs.
  9. Don’t wear boring socks. If you want to be remembered for being lonely please go on and buy those boring and cheap socks. Bad socks spoil a good outfit, it does not matter how well coordinated the rest of your outfit is. Socks are the make or break of any outfit.
  10. If it has holes, dump it. Socks should be dumped if they have holes. Torn socks do not serve their purpose anymore so they must be discarded. If you wear torn socks, your feet will have direct access with the shoes and this will lead to your shoes getting stinky.